Step one: Locate your car.
Step two: Get stuck before you even leave.
Step three: wait 24 hours for the snow to melt. Only to find there is still ice on the ground.
Step four: Apply hot water and bird seed around the rear tires. Keep spinning until you gain traction and almost launch your car into the fence in front of you.
Step five: Drive down the road and locate an empty field.
Step six: Enter the field and scrape the stuff out of your car because it's so dirt nasty low.
Step seven: Do responsible adult things until you decide its time to leave because you just ran over a piece of hard snow and ripped the handbrake cable out from under the car.
