Try to make me laugh

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what's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean



you don't have to pay 20$ to have a lima bean on you

what's the difference between a chickpea and a foxnut

i'd rather have a chickpea on me

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[crazy54311]

succ

[Zloff]

snake hahahaha

[Charles Barkley]

what's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean

you don't have to pay 20$ to have a lima bean on you

This is from a Jimmy Carr special though

no

If you're gonna say no then why are you here

succ

That's a meme

[crazy54311]

>:(((((

[Metalliku]

tfw they skip your joke

[Charles Barkley]

tfw they skip your joke

I saw it, it was okay

[SuperSuit12]

hold on lemme pull up my deviantart
I need to stop making self-deprecating jokes. My deviantart does suck though I don't post much and I have several drawings MUCH better than what's on my deviantart

[ReddBoi]

If you're gonna say no then why are you here

no

[otto-san]

Notch: *on twitter* I've decided not to donate to the fund for children with curable terminal diseases until they make Sonic's arms not blue again.
Notch: *closes his laptop and downs six gogurt tubes in a row*
Notch: *sobs on top of his solid gold bed*
Notch: Why döës nø ønë lövë më?

[Stocking]

imagine a transloveual looking at themselves in the mirror, trying on some expensive new outfit, and then breaking down into tears when they realize that they'll never actually be a woman xD

[Charles Barkley]

Notch: *on twitter* I've decided not to donate to the fund for children with curable terminal diseases until they make Sonic's arms not blue again.
Notch: *closes his laptop and downs six gogurt tubes in a row*
Notch: *sobs on top of his solid gold bed*
Notch: Why döës nø ønë lövë më?

Wait did Notch actually say that lol

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i thought looking at the mirror was full of creative jokes for you