Imagining Everyone is Your Best Friend

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So... I guess I don't know how to explain this but I imagine the person really hard being someone they're not when I talk to them because it removes my anxiety and it makes me feel a little bit more secure. I imagine they're someone I'm really relaxed with.

So my question is: Is this like almost psychotic? I don't feel that way, and I know this isn't loving Quora.



My usual problem with my type of anxiety is that I can't help but assume everyone hates me.

I imagine the person really hard being someone they're not when I talk to them because it removes my anxiety and it makes me feel a little bit more secure. I imagine they're someone I'm really relaxed with.
I've got some advice with this. Here's an alternate approach:

Every time a penny passes through your hands, stick it up your ass. You don’t just stick them up your ass. You spend them. Now like I said, It’s a long-term strategy. I’ve been doing this for 11 years now. Every day for the past 11 years, I’ve stuck $30 dollars in pennies up my ass. I use them for everything: cab rides, movie theater, groceries.

That’s a lot of ass pennies I’ve got out there my friend. And here’s where the magic comes in: When I meet with someone who intimidates me, who put me on edge, a real hard-ass, I just think to myself they’ve probably handled one of my ass pennies. In fact they probably have one in their pocket right then. That just seems to give me the upper hand. I mean, hey, I haven’t touched anything that was in their ass.

I've got some advice with this. Here's an alternate approach:

Every time a penny passes through your hands, stick it up your ass. You don’t just stick them up your ass. You spend them. Now like I said, It’s a long-term strategy. I’ve been doing this for 11 years now. Every day for the past 11 years, I’ve stuck $30 dollars in pennies up my ass. I use them for everything: cab rides, movie theater, groceries.

That’s a lot of ass pennies I’ve got out there my friend. And here’s where the magic comes in: When I meet with someone who intimidates me, who put me on edge, a real hard-ass, I just think to myself they’ve probably handled one of my ass pennies. In fact they probably have one in their pocket right then. That just seems to give me the upper hand. I mean, hey, I haven’t touched anything that was in their ass.

I am really going to start doing this. This is beautiful.

I've got some advice with this. Here's an alternate approach:

Every time a penny passes through your hands, stick it up your ass. You don’t just stick them up your ass. You spend them. Now like I said, It’s a long-term strategy. I’ve been doing this for 11 years now. Every day for the past 11 years, I’ve stuck $30 dollars in pennies up my ass. I use them for everything: cab rides, movie theater, groceries.

That’s a lot of ass pennies I’ve got out there my friend. And here’s where the magic comes in: When I meet with someone who intimidates me, who put me on edge, a real hard-ass, I just think to myself they’ve probably handled one of my ass pennies. In fact they probably have one in their pocket right then. That just seems to give me the upper hand. I mean, hey, I haven’t touched anything that was in their ass.
Ya this will be my daily routine to be honest. How did you come to this conclusion?

I mean, hey, I haven’t touched anything that was in their ass.
how do you know

I've got some advice with this. Here's an alternate approach:

Every time a penny passes through your hands, stick it up your ass. You don’t just stick them up your ass. You spend them. Now like I said, It’s a long-term strategy. I’ve been doing this for 11 years now. Every day for the past 11 years, I’ve stuck $30 dollars in pennies up my ass. I use them for everything: cab rides, movie theater, groceries.

That’s a lot of ass pennies I’ve got out there my friend. And here’s where the magic comes in: When I meet with someone who intimidates me, who put me on edge, a real hard-ass, I just think to myself they’ve probably handled one of my ass pennies. In fact they probably have one in their pocket right then. That just seems to give me the upper hand. I mean, hey, I haven’t touched anything that was in their ass.

I'm going to mail you a penny in an envelope. Then the next day I'll mail 2 pennies. I'll keep adding a penny every day until it gets to be a handicapped amount of pennies. Like the envelope can barely hold them. Eventually you're gonna have all these goddamn pennies you won't know what to do with. You'll start with a cup of pennies and then graduate to a milk jug. After a while you'll give up on child's play and move on to something like one of those bigass plastic storage containers. But even that won't be enough. I'm not sending the pennies in envelopes anymore. I'm sending them in packages. This takes a stuffton of money to ship because it's loving heavy. You'll keep getting packages of pennies day after day. You will eventually have an entire room set aside just to put pennies in. One day you'll get fed up and take them to coin star or something. But by then it will be too late. It doesn't matter anyway. I'll still be sending more pennies than you can get rid of.
you'll try to throw them away. You won't give a stuff. The garbage won't take them though because they're too loving heavy. Your life will become pennies. You will dream about pennies. You'll dread going home. But it won't stop there. I'll start leaving them in your car too. They'll pile up endlessly and there's nothing you can do about it.
At some point you'll give up on your house and try to move in with a friend so you can finally be free from the copper hell. But oh no! stuff's forget up in there too! Pennies are already there. He doesn't know why, but it doesn't matter. You do. This will inevitably lead to you being homeless because you will have literally exhausted any means of escaping this shiny nightmare. You'll be asleep on the streets one night. You'll be awoken suddenly by a jingling sound. "Oh no!" you think. You know what it is. You open your eyes and see me. I'm standing in front of you. I just dropped a large sack of pennies.

I have just spent my entire life savings making your life miserable, you piece of stuff.

Why would one shove pennies up their ass and then use them for shopping? That's a literal and metaphorical ass move.

Why would one shove pennies up their ass and then use them for shopping? That's a literal and metaphorical ass move.
I think the real question is, why WOULDN'T you shove pennies up your ass and then use them for shopping?




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