what if you were a parent

[Drydess]

I am, I love my beautiful baby boy so much
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have you told him he's adopted

[Ad Bot]

[Conan]

have you told him he's adopted

you're adopted, drydess.

[RedGajin]

leave my wife to raise the children for 18 years then come back talkin about how that line at walmart wasnt no joke

[Drydess]

you're adopted, drydess.

SORRY FATHER MAXWELL I DID NOT KNOW THAT WAS YOU

[gr8dayseth]

I am, I love my beautiful baby boy so much

can i have him

[Lego lad]

can i have him

[carolcat]

i'd strangle them the first time they scream

[Maxwell.]

SORRY FATHER MAXWELL I DID NOT KNOW THAT WAS YOU

my child

can i have him

he's my child

[GhostOfBetaTapes]

I'd have my S/O spank me... yeah, kids, whatever, they can pay admission like everybody else

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

crippling depression

[Masterlegodude]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSShUtevqDY

[joe411]

I would be very disappointed once I realize that they take after their own dad.

[McJob]

Unlike all the sad loving sacks in this topic, I would be a responsible parent who'd teach my kid to swear freely, believe freely and make the fat stacks. Philosophy, psychology and being a bad-arse gamer would be top-tier subjects I'd teach before they'd hit Pre-School.

I'd be the goddam best Dad ever.

[IkeTheGeneric]

I already have a son.

[ReddBoi]

I would be a responsible parent who'd teach my kid to swear freely

only mcjob