gentlemen, today we create an ultra weapon.

[Hansome duded]

every post will modify this blank weapon we have. the users will define what the weapon can do [ABILITY] and its attributes [ATR].

GO


[ATR] creates staggering sounds of up to 200dB

[Ad Bot]

[The Resonte!]

[ABILITY] vibrate. also a handy back massager

[Poliwhirl]

[ATR] conveniently shaped, easily insertable

[Alternat¡ve]

[ATR] Everybody who uses it develops rapid macular degeneration and becomes blind within 24 hours

[bestguy22]

[ATR] it only kills white males, and small starving children in africa

[Trogtor]

[ATR] black people cannot use it

[The Resonte!]

[ATR] attributes sounds like a complex riddle

[Canis]

[ATR] rounds strike the nearest humanoid target without fail, usually the weapon holder

[Niblic²]

[ATR] no random critical hits

[rambo1220]

[ATR] produces an energetic waveform that will make you think about a partially nude Jon Favreau every here and there

[foulprairiedog]

[ABILITY] Secondary chamber shoots industrial-strength whipped cream.

[cooolguy32]

[ABILITY] IonDeath

[Refticus]

[ATR] ejects a ton of smoke right into your face. we should really move the exhaust port.

[Donnies Catch]

[ABILITY] if fired at a person, it will simultaneously write a 5-page roast about said person on their social media

[Whackin]

[ABILITY] only i can use it