*satire*
while going down a rabbit hole of hermeticism, gnosticism, luciferianism and a bunch of other stuff i basically figured out that jesus is literally lucifer
Isaiah 14:12 KJV "How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!"
Lucifer, the fallen angel (aka the meany red horned devil dude that all girls dress up as halloween at least once during their lives), is referred to as "son of the morning"
So Lucifer, aka the devil, aka the son of the morning has a bunch of other synonyms given to him in different translations including (but not limited to):
morning star
shining star
day star
son of Dawn
star of the morning
O shining one
Basically Lucifer is this really bright guy
Come with me, we're going to Revelations 2.
Revelations 2:28 boys "And I will give him the morning sun"
Morning sun huh? Where have we heard that before...BUT WAIT, theres more
Revelations 22:16 NLT "I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give you this message for the churches. I am both the source of David and the heir to his throne. I am the bright morning star."
Literally this Jesus guy is admitting to sharing the same name with the devil, the forget
Numbers 24:17 "I see him, but not here and now. I perceive him, but far in the distant future. A star will rise from Jacob;..." (aka jesus man)
Matthew 2:2 "Where is the new born king of the Jews? We saw his star as it rose, and we have come to worship him" No one knew who the wise men were but they knew the star in the sky represented the Messiah...or was it Lucifer????
Revelations 20:1 "Then I saw an angel coming down from heaven with the key to the bottomless pit and a heavy chain on his hand" Okay, so who is this angel? Is he good or bad?? Well lets jump to
Revelations 1:18 "I am the living one. I died, but look - I am alive forever and ever! And I hold the keys of death and the grave." So Jesus holds the key to this pit or grave
Revelations 9:1 "Then the fifth angel blew his Annoying Orangeet, and I saw a star that had fallen to earth from the sky, and he was given the key to the shaft of the bottomless pit"
So the star that had fallen (like in Isaiah 14:12) also has the key to this bottomless put, the same key that Jesus has. Who's got the real key here
This ride never ends, not here.
2 Peter 1:19 "Because of that experience, we have even greater confidence in the message proclaimed by the prophets. You must pay close attention to what they wrote, for their words are like a lamp shining in a dark place - until the Day dawns, and Christ the Morning Star shines in your hearts."
well if this isnt icriminating
jesus: 0
freemasons: 1