Author Topic: how to summon the sun god ra into your household  (Read 5922 times)

hello forums im a strong believer of the sun god ra and by that i mean hes real and if you dont believe so ur wrong

today ill teach you how to summon the sun god ra

1. say your summoning the sun god - this'll make sure that everyone around u knows ur insane summoning the sun god ra for all 2 see

2. make autistic screeching nosies - very important the sun god ra loves autistic little children so i recommend u do this summoning under the age of 3 months

3. repeat ur summoning the sun god - do this again idk ra's a loving weirdo (((dont tell him  i said that he might smite me)))

4. screech a while then yell "OPEN THE SUN PORTAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEE" - this will summon ra after u completely the previous steps


congratulations u summoned the great sun god ra remember to like comment and subscribe

I MUSTVE DONE SOMETHING WRONG BECAUSE NOW IM IN A 1v1 BASKETBALL MATCH AGAINST SATAN

I MUSTVE DONE SOMETHING WRONG BECAUSE NOW IM IN A 1v1 BASKETBALL MATCH AGAINST SATAN
well did u say "reeeeee..." or "raaa..." because thats usually where most people forget up

oh and ur in a basketball match? u really forgeted up

god does not loving real idiot


god does not loving real idiot
prickly pear head lookin ass

be quiet testicles
you're mom balls lol
prickly pear head lookin ass
im gonna kill my family and make you kiss my mom

god does not loving real idiot
What are you going to say when he comes down from those clouds he's been hiding in and delivers unto you a walloping that could make the mountains cry?

oh and ur in a basketball match? u really forgeted up
Yeah he's got a good lead on me 28 to 39
no one loving told me he trained for this stuff

Yeah he's got a good lead on me 28 to 39
no one loving told me he trained for this stuff
at least hes nice enough to let you post rn


oh and ur in a basketball match? u really forgeted up
no it's alright he's black

ra provides vitamin d for us all

Don't you need to tribute three monsters first?