Fighting Zombies

[d]

Zombies are inside your home.
What object is the closest to the left of you that you can use to attack them?
If there is nothing to the left of you, you can pick the right side, but only if there is nothing to the left.
My object would be a computer case.

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[Drydess]

drydess, in the computer room, with the candlestick

[Nix the Glaceon]

A FORK
(technically a plate of shrimp lomaine with a fork on it)

[Lego lad]

water bottle!!!

[d]

drydess, in the computer room, with the candlestick

But I have the candle stick.

[FelipeO_O_]

A spoon

[crazies alt]

alarm clock / nightstand / wii u console / books / wii remote / wii u pro controller / old spoon im too scared to pick up

[Marios]

Notebook. Crap.

[WolvFire]

Open barely-drank 2-liter bottle of Dr. Pepper.

[cromartini]

TV remote.
+10 damage against tvs
-20000000000 damage against everything else.

[Marios]

Now it's my smartphone.

[SuperSuit12]

a stuffed-animal phone stand
I obviously am not prepared

why the left? wouldn't I be grabbing stuff with my dominant hand?

[WaffleToast]

**** me, i get a sega genesis controller

[crazies alt]

now i can update because i am in a new location
to my left :
a air cleansing fan / an office chair / clock / desk / plate with a few pieces of ginger on it
to my right :
an office chair / a desk lamp / a mouse / a dog

[NotBomberguy]

lets see here
a metal stool, a pillow, a chair, some jeans (don't ask), a cabinet shelf thing, another metal stool, a wood baseball bat, and a plastic faux street lamp
now to my right there is, a huge loving shelf, the bibble, some boxes, some box that's on the top, and some nerf guns n stuff
rate my survival chances