your plan to take over the world

[The Resonte!]

if you had to take over the world, how would you do it and what would you do afterwards



i would take over antarctica then get robots to storm the coasts of everywhere
then i rule

[Ad Bot]

[Drydess]

biological warfare

[gr8dayseth]

stab every single person one by one

[Malleo100]

Nuke Arkansas

[Tokthree]

Form an international super-conglomerate and monopolise every industry on earth through under-the-table bribes and savvy business deals. Then, with all my money I'll pump the atmosphere full of nanomachines and use them to deprive dissidents of light and oxygen, thus ensuring that everyone will remain subservient to my will

[Agent Legit 22]

with memes.

[Flamecannon]

Probably research with a subtle subliminal message that'll get people to unknowingly support my cause that gets more and more extreme the more you watch-- n-not the research, th-the subliminal message
...Never mind, uhh, nuclear warheads on Mother Base

[Maxwell.]

i will invade ireland and have them fight a 6 million man army war

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

Just the world?

[Flamecannon]

I mean you already own hell, Satan. How do you plan on expanding your business then?

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

I mean you already own hell, Satan. How do you plan on expanding your business then?

We'll remove the Kaaba in broad daylight. Make the Muslims believe that god has abandoned them, possibly more than just them. While that's going on, convince millions of Christians and Jews across the globe that they should go to war against Islam. Fast forward a bit, maybe the fighting has moved to a large city. Convince the Christians and Jews that they have god's blessing.

You may be wondering what I'm going to do next. The answer: Nuclear missiles, from Russia with love. New York, Jerusalem, near-pyongyang-but-not-actually-pyongyang, London, etc. In theory, the nukes should destroy most city centers while the pyongyang strike should wipe out most of East-Asia.

[my battery is dying i'll finish this later]

[Pastrey Crust]

Flawless three part plan:
1) Take over the world.
2) ???
3) Profit!

[Drydess]

does the underworld have power outlets to charge your battery, satan

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

does the underworld have power outlets to charge your battery, satan

yes but 99% of the time someone else is using them

[Drydess]

beat the stuff out of them