Tell stories about stupid stuff that happened in school.

[Zloff]

when i was in 9th grade a friend and i built a webpage during a web design class and all it did was loop a black/white flicker 30 times/sec. we sent it to everyone in class to put up and it pissed the teacher off

nothing bad happened but i can't lie it was some pretty stupid stuff lmao

[Ad Bot]

[Redconer]

Jeez, I feel bad for guys because barely anything stupid happens through all of my years, but I do have one instance of handicapation.

When I was in eighth grade, one of my lesser friends attempted to claim a seat that's been occupied by my brother's friends. He struggled to shove himself in, but he sort-of flinged some of his food during the process. Then stuff started to happen when he hollered, "YOU RUINED MY LUNCH!" and loving SLAMMED his tray at one of my brother's face. For some reason, both the victim and my "friend" were suspended (I believed the victim was in detentiom only), rather than my idiotic, scottish vegetable friend receiving the punishment solo.

[Rigel]

Another example of how stupid zero tolerance is.

[Brickitect]

My entire school was full of handicaps.
Unfortunately I cannot remember anything but I'm happy about that, it would just lower my IQ every time I remembered it.

[cooolguy32]

my friend told me about this richardhead football coach and my friend was with some other people one of the were black and the coach said to them "what you are doing you nig- idiot"and my friend was like "you are not supposed to say that si-" and the forgetass coach was like "shut up fatass" and some how this forgettard is not fired yet, but the school is thinking about firing him.

[Aplem]

Back in High School I had a teacher around 70 years old we had nicknamed Turtleneck, that had this point system she only applied to me, and I mean only me. For some reason I was always her absolute most hated student. I had friends come and tell me that she complained about me to her other classes. So every time I did something she didn't like, she would subtract 10 points from my grade. This happened every other day. These points were called "Points" in my report card. Nobody else had these points and had no clue what they were.

The funny thing is, this teacher would also randomly add 10 points to my grade to make it so that I wouldn't fail the class. So basically she made it so I passed the class with a D, this was she wouldn't have to have me in her class another year. No matter how many assignments I turned in, no matter how many things I did right, she would just dock me points. Needless to say that D had butchered my GPA in senior year.

Few years ago I had then ran into her at the store. She tried asking how my life was and all this horsestuff. I told her that we aren't friends and she can go crawl in her grave.

[cooolguy32]

I told her that we aren't friends and she can go crawl in her grave.

LOL

[Tactical Nuke]

When I was in middle school people would stuff in the bathroom sinks

people shat in the urinals in my highschool

you guys think you're so hot
we had guys who would stuff on the ground, then pick up their stuff and smear it all over the stall walls



I remember distinctly my senior year spring show, some forgetin' starfish who was looking for extra credits decided to """""act""""" in the show
he would forget with everyone in the dressing room, was objectively unfunny and completely uncommitted to putting on the show
during the final performance, right before the last scene, he pouted for about five minutes about how he hated my friends and that he didn't care what we thought, then he proceeded to sniff the inside of an eyeliner-remover bottle and get really really high
come the final scene, he runs out on stage, sits down, twitching and swaying in the chair, and when he said his lines, he jumped up and loving screamed them at the top of his lungs

goes without saying that I'm glad I don't have to see his loving mug anymore

[hillkill]

senior pranks got banned my sophomore year because some guys hung a cat in the foyer and then let pigs loose in the school

[espio100]

Nothing has yet to happen in my school, except some black guy thats protected by 20 layers of irony, like me, blasted his mixtape (wich was p fire yo) trough some industrial speakers and the classrooms next door complained lol. stuff was p lit

But I heard stories that happened last year
Basically a girl tried to commit Self Delete like 12 times in a period of 3 months or something. She even did it a few times in school. So yeah, thats p forgeted up.

Needless to say shes basically my best friend now and shes super chill. She only comes half days because of her mental problems but when shes at school we always hang out.
She even asked to date me OwO

[hillkill]

forget her before she finally kills herself

[BLockyBuildingBro]

yeah I wonder why they say that kinda stuff?

mainly skin tone. havn't said a thing like this in school

[Donnies Catch]

the coffee machine broke when it was my turn

[BLockyBuildingBro]

forget her before she finally kills herself

[cooolguy32]

This stupid stuff today happened: so me and my friend were done with assignment we to do in class, so I when on Wikipedia and started playing around with inspect element and my teacher saw me and I told them that the edits will removed when you reload the page and the teacher was ok with it, so I continued and my friend opened the windows pre-installed camera app and the teacher saw him and then told him "you wanna a referral?" and told him to close it, he didn't even take any pictures or started recording, he just wanted to test the webcam, but for some reason, that warrants referral, then the teacher starts getting on my ass for just changing pictures in wikipedia when I told them literally like 5 mins before that when reload the page that edits are gone. Then they start saying stuff like school can check what you're doing on the computer, when that's bullstuff because they are not going to see what I did anyway, because it's there until I reload the page. My teacher acted as we were planning a shooting or something and then made my friend put his laptop, even though he didn't do stuff on the camera and just wanted to test the webcam. This is pretty much ruined my mood.