Tell stories about stupid stuff that happened in school.

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Some kid ate 3 packets of crisps, chugged milk and vomited into a toilet. Then a kid with ADHD who hadnt taken pills stood in the same toilet bowl then ran around.

Also black person accused me of calling them a monday after they called me a cracker. The school knew she called me a cracker but only cared about thw monday bit. Absolute tribals.

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[PhantOS]

my friends tried spitting gum on me in class today so i had to dodge that stuff

also i keep going over to people and pretending to masturbate on them and then run away once they find out. i call it the nut and go

[Zloff]

also i keep going over to people and pretending to masturbate on them and then run away once they find out. i call it the nut and go

had this happen to me once at lunch - kid was known as the "serial 'bater" - luckily i had an apple nearby and i nailed his spine right below the shoulder blades with it. he tripped on himself and a teacher called him an idiot

[speedlockholmes21]

i have a friend that thinks that since im with his girlfriend he has to be there lol (he's so desperate)

[NotBomberguy]

i found a condom in my gym's bathroom which was a balloon
i found a banana peel (agaim) in my gym's bathroom last stall in the toilet
this white shortass kid that is prolly mentally challenged in some way got into a fight twice
who wants me to tell the story of the white brother

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also i keep going over to people and pretending to masturbate on them and then run away once they find out. i call it the nut and go

I loving hate people that do this stuff in school

[hodot]

i have three short stories on this one kid i'm friends with who's already kinda on the discipline radar for the administration

1. a few weeks ago, he and this other kid eric took a black trashbag, some paper, and a pencil, went into the bathroom by the cafeteria, put the bag over the toilet, taped the bag on and wrote "out of order" on it. he later went in and took a stuff on top of the sign and it sat there all day it was loving hilarious

2. same kid wrote my friend jimmy's phone number on everything. no, like actually everything. they wrote it on the cafe walls, blackboards in random classrooms, the kitchen in the cafe, bathroom walls, whiteboards, on toilets, outside on the walls, on people's papers, etc.
jimmy got like 15 calls a day

3. the kid and eric again went into the bathroom but they took a meterstick with them, punched out a ceiling tile with it and a bag of weed fell out on to the floor. they broke the stick, left it, and ran out of there with nobody seeing them.

also one funny story of a friend named mike

mike and his friend group (i wasnt there at the time) were walking by the highschool and for some reason there was a street preacher just chillin on the premises. he hands mike a pocket bible. mike takes it, flips through it, and yells "WHERE'S THE PART WHERE THEY KILL THE GAYS?" loving hysterical

[PhantOS]

I loving hate people that do this stuff in school

keep talking like that and im going to nut on your back *splat splat splat*

[cooolguy32]

My teacher pissed me off, because for some reason he didn't like my laptop mouse on my desk during reading and so I got mad throw it on the ground and then he was like "is it broken" when only the batteries fell out and then on top of the something and after were finish reading the book, I picked up my mouse and then he asked I did it on purpose or on accident, I said on purpose and he said "Come with me" and then I when outside with him and he threaten to call my parents for throwing MY OWN mouse the floor. Keep in mind, that this mouse is nearly 3 years old and I am planning to get a new one.