In the beginning there was emptiness. Simi saw a space full of vast nothing, and couldn't stand it. In order to create, he had to destroy. He created the Egg, the manifestation of creativity and response, and then he destroyed Egg2, the incarnation of destruction and pure hatred.
In 10 days and 10 nights they built the holy garden of the universe, Suburbia. Egg formed the Mayor, tasked at keeping order over the people. Egg2 formed the Police Chief, the bane of humanity and ultimate oppressor of gators, and Simi formed the pope, bent on teaching the truth to the universe.
However, on the 11th day, an unholy force formed out of the ashes of creation, destruction, and divinity:
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