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I think I have Muxiphobia

Muxiphobia - the Fear of Jupiter


I am deeply terrified of this gas giant, every time I see it a spark of fear and petrification runs through my body. I have no idea why this happens though, everytime I see it, whether it be real pictures, real footage, simulated or otherwise. The fear quadruples when I see how large it is in comparison to earth. Jupiter is so large and so terrifying, have you guys ever thought what it would be like to get sucked into Jupiter. Jupiter is pretty much pure gas, so you would get stuck at the center, blind and alone, until you died from a lack of oxygen. Like holy stuff, this is such a terrifying planet, I kind of fear the other gas giants too, like Saturn, Neptune and Urstar fish. Oh god just look at these terrifying beasts.


Holy stuff, these are some giant monsters who could eat you whole and not give two stuffs. But Jupiter is the most terrifying as it is the largest of the four. Just look how large it would be if it replaced the moon! Am I crazy? is this weird, because this stuff is loving terrifying, the planet sends shock waves through my body every time I look at it. Now I'm sure this isn't right, and many will think this is insane, but these planets are loving scary.

TL;DR Jupiter is loving scary, and so are the other gas giants.

why do you have seventh's avatar

i think i have merinthophilia

why do you have seventh's avatar
I recreated it in photoshop, using his as a base, and then I used custom text to make it my name.
Its just a lowkey blockland meme to spoof other BLF avatars.

I skydive from orbit into gas giants on a regular basis via space sim games so i can safely say you're a pusillanimous individual who needs to get with the loving PROGRAM

a human being is scared of something drastically bigger than them

really now


i have matthewphobia
thats more commonly known as handicapophobia

imagine being in a low orbit, how it would span wider than you could see. that's really incredible to picture.

imagine being in a low orbit, how it would span wider than you could see. that's really incredible to picture.
Yeah, incredibly loving terrifying!

urstar fish is quite scary too,

the only scary part about it to me is the prospect of being so close to something with that much gravity lmao

i can understand it.

i have a fear of celestial bodies, but only when i get super close to them to the point where it gets huge, like a low orbit. wormholes in EVE still scare the stuff out of me (they are horrifyingly enormous), i panic when messing with black holes in space engine, and the first time i saw a star zoom up to me in E:D i began to rethink my purchase of the game lol

i think for me personally i may be agoraphobic/on the extreme end of megalophobic but not realize it. it's not as bad nowadays, but i still get nightmares of me jumping between floating platforms far above an unknown world in a space suit. it's the only phobia i truly think i have. its funny tho because im an astronomer



yea forget that ^^^

the only scary part about it to me is the prospect of being so close to something with that much gravity lmao
The gravity from jupiter would cause massive flooding and tidal forces on the planet, causing trillions of dollars in damage, millions of deaths and would likely end in the planet itself becoming tidally locked with jupiter, which would not be a good thing.

damn remurr
i thought i was the only one who freaks out with eves wormholes