forget dead body
find eon's dead body and teabag it

Solaf sneaks and strangles a driver at the funeral, which is ironically 2 minutes after his meeting with his boss.
Random Guy: Godspeed, this guy was a loving ass but he died.
Casket Loader: The body is in. We can finally go.
Solaf: It's time to teabag him.
Random Guy 2: WHAT THE forget! COME BACK!
Random Guy: THE DRIVER IS DEAD! CALL 911!
Solaf then teabags Eon and a security camera captures it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ykFkmMEYrgSolaf: Now to investigate what my boss said. Mindhi-
*RING*
The Informant: I'm the funeral director of Eon. You hijacked his body, correct?
Solaf: Fu-
The Informant: Luckily I'm on your side. Eon betrayed me and stole my money. But you can't pull off stuff like this. The cops were almost alerted but then I supplied a mannequin.
Solaf: You're gonna let me off with a pat on the back?
The Informant: Yes. However, we gotta discuss some things about cops.
The Heat system displays how much heat with law enforcement you have. The actions that go out of hand give you more bars but there are positive things to do to expand the story which lowers the heat. Heat is measured like this:
HEAT: - - - - - -
There are six bars which indicate law enforcement levels. If you played GTA, you know what I'm talking about.
Currently all decisions are on queue because the Informant told you to lay low.
QueueInvestigate this MindHive business.
Kill the employer
forum Self Delete
Sneak into badspots house and open a portal for all banned users to come back just so you can kill eon again
kill buzzwaker.
INVENTORYPhone
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