Author Topic: Kill Who? [Massive stuff]  (Read 6231 times)

take the wheelbarrow

Solaf: I'll guess I'll store this for later.
Pull a rpg out of your ass and shoot the car

After some how shoving the wheelbarrow in his pocket, Solaf remembers he put a RPG in his ass a year ago and explodes the car. However, the recoil sends him flying...
pissing everywhere while yodeling

...somehow Solaf unzips his pants..
Civilian: What is that music? It sounds like Columbine highschool on the 20th!

Old Man Sonetti: IT'S PISS!
die

The magic of fall damage...

2 hours later

forum Self Delete

After Solaf lived somehow and got surgery, he goes on the Blockland Forum and posts Eon's face after he fell 100 feet.
Solaf: Surely that will disgust them.
kill buzzwaker.

Buzzwaker: Nice trolling dude, do you wan't to join my trolling-

Solaf: Go to hell, richardwad!
Solaf throws the chair at the speed of light, which breaks every bone in Buzzwaker's body and he dies immediately because his thick skull isn't enough for the impact.
Suddenly..
 
HEAT: I I - - - -
Solaf: loving stuff.
Officer: Come down with your hands up!

INVENTORY
Phone
Wheelbarrow

Queue:
Find a store full of mannequins
Sneak into badspots house and open a portal for the banned users to come back just to kill Eon once more.
Investigate Mindhive
« Last Edit: February 12, 2017, 12:38:47 PM by ?Sir Info? 2 »

blow a kiss to the cops

go down with your hands up

Scream "Hands up don't shoot" at the cop

Quote
Come down with your hands up!

remove this from your queue
Sneak into badspots house and open a portal for the banned users to come back just to kill Eon once more.
you will end up freeing all the problem users that were banned throughout time


almost forgot to mention okiver which DDOSed the forums

sneak into badspot's house and open a portal to banland so you can punch eon in the face once again

Go down there and magically make all the cops disappear with your brain

the updates will be tomorrow

the updates will be tomorrow
ugh sorry guys i was so busy doing my fort wars server ill update tommorrow

take a massive stuff on the car from your window

blow a kiss to the cops

Solaf blows a small kiss, but the cop doesn't notice as it is a dark room.
take a massive stuff on the car from your window

Solaf takes a monster stuff on the police car, which damages the engine severely, and it seems like the stuff radiates through the car's hood
Solaf: Man, I had to get THAT out!
go down with your hands up

Officer: Stay there while I read you your rights.
Go down there and magically make all the cops disappear with your brain

While the officer reads the long, boring rights, Solaf thinks and tries to make the cop disappear. It doesn't work out.
Scream "Hands up don't shoot" at the cop

Solaf: Put your hands up, and don't shoot! You are under arrest!
Officer: Yes sir!
Solaf catches the officer offguard with his "speech" and gets him to drop his weapon!

Solaf quickly shoots the officer, and runs!

He finds a mannequin store and takes cover. All heat has been removed as he is in a secure location.
Owner: What are you doing?
Solaf: No time to explain! I have to take cover here!

HEAT: - - - - - -

INVENTORY:
-Phone
-Wheelbarrow
-MP5 w/ grenade launcher
-And a side pitch of salt

Queue:
remove this from your queueyou will end up freeing all the problem users that were banned throughout time


almost forgot to mention okiver which DDOSed the forums
Solaf thinks about going in to Badspot's house, but the risks are too much. But,
sneak into badspot's house and open a portal to banland so you can punch eon in the face once again
If he wants punch Eon again, and fail his employer, he won't do that.
So, it's
-Investigate MindHive

steal stuff from the cringe store that either nix or pastery runs

make the store owner magically disappear with your brain

Steal all the mannequins