my newest source of fun

[hillkill]

so in my state, we have this program where you can get free condoms through the mail.

i send them to my friends' homes (ones where i know their parents open their mail) and wait until the magic happens.

what usually does happen is a grounding or having some kind of privilege taken away

am i forgeted up for this?

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no, but expect revenge

[Mega-Bear]

You are a burden on the United States Postal Service and taxpayers in your state.

[hillkill]

You are a burden on the United States Postal Service and taxpayers in your state.

i've only done it like 3 times. it's starting to get less fun, so i'll probably stop

no, but expect revenge

nobody has found out so far

[Master Matthew²]

But what happens if you send it to a weaboo?

[hillkill]

But what happens if you send it to a weaboo?

they'll finally be able to forget their body pillows