Author Topic: PSA: Stevy Commits Hate Crimes Against Ramen  (Read 3487 times)

let's see how this all started

I was innocently once a hungry, pure boy on the hunt for a good meal, I searched everywhere for answers and turned to something I'd never had before - ramen

I told almost everyone on discord about it, I even went to my good friend stevy

I had never had it before, maybe I could learn how to make it? I was in luck!

hours later he agreed to share the burden of knowledge with me


I was overjoyed


he showed me the packet


many, many dirty thoughts were running through my mind, hurtful words were thrown


stevy eased my mind and showed me his battlestation


again, this raised many questions, and lead me on a moral journey to find myself


this was all well and good, it was a new life experience, the kind you experience only once in life. this wasn't like going to college or kissing a girl, no, this was supposed to be something magical, and in my innocence I made one mistake

I trusted him.




https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African-American_Civil_Rights_Movement_(1954%E2%80%931968)


in the midst of my crying, he delivered the final blow

CASUALTIES AND LOSSES:

1 ramen


1 opened can of dr pepper


1 me

we often find ourselves asking the biggest questions in life, like what is the meaning? is there an end? will there even be a bowl of ramen I want to lay my eyes on again?

no.

no there is not.


you forgot the important parts






this is like a ghetto version of the 4chan dessert ramen


the farthest i ever went with ramen was snorting the hot spicy spice powder seasoning

i said OWIE OWIE OWIE my nose! :^(



>Steve using Light theme

forgetin' heretic.


disgusting. jail this man!

The biggest crime here is that its diet

he forgot to boil it smh