Only Latin Americans will know

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He was probably coming after you because you shagged his dog

I'm color code FFFFFF but I've experienced something of the sort.

"Hey! Buy my CD!"
"Uh, how much...?"
"Any amount, come on hurry up!"
"Okay, here's $5 I guess"
"Thanks bye"

Only when they ran off did I realized I had accidentally bought a copy of Pajama Sam in a printed out paper case depicting the art from some random band called "Kayak"

I'm color code FFFFFF but I've experienced something of the sort.

"Hey! Buy my CD!"
"Uh, how much...?"
"Any amount, come on hurry up!"
"Okay, here's $5 I guess"
"Thanks bye"

Only when they ran off did I realized I had accidentally bought a copy of Pajama Sam in a printed out paper case depicting the art from some random band called "Kayak"

hey at least you didnt waste your money

I'm color code FFFFFF but I've experienced something of the sort.

"Hey! Buy my CD!"
"Uh, how much...?"
"Any amount, come on hurry up!"
"Okay, here's $5 I guess"
"Thanks bye"

Only when they ran off did I realized I had accidentally bought a copy of Pajama Sam in a printed out paper case depicting the art from some random band called "Kayak"

lol you fell for that stupid CD scam. that's everywhere dude. usually 2-8 large black men will accost you into a corner and ask you what your name is. you tell it to them and they write it on the CD then demand payment. if you said 'I don't want to buy this' they will freak out and yell 'WE ALREADY WROTE YOUR NAME ON IT, YOU HAVE TO BUY IT WE CAN'T SELL IT NOW!'. it's an intimidation tactic and you should probably report that when you see it.

usually the solution is to ignore them. if they physically grab you (which has happened to me) just say "I really need to get somewhere I don't have time" and force the CD back into their hand or drop it before trying to push through them as quickly as possible. they won't actually attack you cause then they'll 100% attract attention and probably get arrested.

This doesn't happen in America because we have guns

Latin American Assassin Checklist:

✓ Flip Flops
✓ Two riders
✓ Colorful T-Shirts
✓ Motorcycle
✓ Motorcycle Helmet
✓ Right next to you

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« Last Edit: February 20, 2017, 02:30:51 PM by PhantOS »

Only latin americans will have the honor of paying for Annoying Orange's wall

nias whomst've avoided getting robbed in latin america

Latin American Assassin Checklist:

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They put WATER IN THE loving GAS TANK so their bikes make these loving sounds.

Nothing's worse than trying to sleep and a loving monday passes by in one of these motorcycles making the loud af pop sounds.





-snap-
Thanks, I know better now but at least I got a copy of Pajama Sam out of it.

This doesn't happen in America because we have guns
yeah they're too busy shooting up schools, moron