How to survive a school shooting, 101

[Punished Toxicology]

tips list for honor students dressed as sportacus pls

Then just sneak around and be careful not to make a sound

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[ReddBoi]

Then just sneak around and be careful not to make a sound

comedy gold

[TheABELBOTO]

tips list for honor students dressed as sportacus pls

Yell "even lazytown had people faster than you!" when people try to escape

[Red Spy]

I have some criticisms

Emergency exits are bound to help you escape. If there is one nearby, run for it.

Yeah and they also make a richardload of noise which would compromise other people's safety

Run in a straight line if the shooter isn't near

Run in a zig-zag line if the shooter is near

Running also creates a richardload of noise and dodging bullets isn't humanly possible

Have a weapon always

Weapons won't do stuff against a firearm

[TheABELBOTO]

You must be either really paranoid or have a few issues to sort out if you have a weapon with you at school.

[ReddBoi]

Weapons won't do stuff against a firearm

my katana can get them!!1!

[Red Spy]

my katana can get them!!1!

You talking stuff

[Frequency]

If you want to survive

Dont mess with the weird white kid.

or any black kid with less than a b average

dodging bullets isn't humanly possible

[Rainzx¹]

You can't die in a shooting if your dead already.

[Daswiruch]

you don't survive a shooting by hiding
you survive it by running as far away as possible

step 1: locate nearest exit that will take you outside
step 2: run

and always remember that the average person isn't a sharpshooter

[:egg:]

learn how to become a counter honor student by bringing an AR to school everyday

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