Try to make me laugh with funny jokes and puns

[Metalliku]

Try, if i dont find it funny then you will try to use another joke

[Ad Bot]

[Master Matthew²]

Sometimes there are snake socks 

[gr8dayseth]

a guy walks into a dentist's office and says "i think i'm a moth" the dentist replies "you shouldn't be here you should be seeing a psychiatrist" the guys replies "i am seeing a psychiatrist" the dentist says "well then what are you doing here" and the guy says "your light was on"

Sometimes there are snake socks

what

[Metalliku]

Sometimes there are snake socks

Nope, i dont get it

a guy walks into a dentist's office and says "i think i'm a moth" the dentist replies "you shouldn't be here you should be seeing a psychiatrist" the guys replies "i am seeing a psychiatrist" the dentist says "well then what are you doing here" and the guy says "your light was on"

This made me chuckle very well

[Master Matthew²]

a guy walks into a dentist's office and says "i think i'm a moth" the dentist replies "you shouldn't be here you should be seeing a psychiatrist" the guys replies "i am seeing a psychiatrist" the dentist says "well then what are you doing here" and the guy says "your light was on"
what

Nope, i dont get it

It's a reference to the first response to this drama thread I created a few years back
https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=247804.0

Alright, how about this.

Everyone's counting on me - The Next Bump

[gr8dayseth]

This made me chuckle very well

yay i win

It's a reference to the first response to this drama thread I created a few years back
https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=247804.0

oh ok but nobody's gonna remember that
references can only be funny if people get what it's referencing and even then they aren't very good jokes by themselves anyways

Alright, how about this.

Everyone's counting on me - The Next Bump

and like that's not even really a joke even tho i know what it's referencing
matt pls

[lord techno]

Here's a joke.

What? did you think i'd say my life?

[Metalliku]

Nope, no laugh and no chuckle

Here's a joke.

What? did you think i'd say my life?

*yawn*

[Outland Predator]

Texas.

[Master Matthew²]

no chuckle

You can call me knuckles

Texas.

WHAD'D YOU SAY?

[KristoB]

Texas.

my face shines like the moon

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

VERY ICE TO MEET YOU AUGHUAGHUHAGH

[lord techno]

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[Nicepoint]

-snip-

*Cringe*

Post link, not lyrics


Kilogramme o fethers

[-Dave]

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