You push "FIRE THE CANNONS!", then the game starts playing.
It begins with a cutscene with a destroyed, scary, post-apoctolyptic cliche theme.
"Arrrr, the crew be worse and worse. Ever since captain Badspot got scurrrvy and got sent to Davy Jones' locker, all of the 7 seas have..."
Wait a minute, you don't understand anything it is saying. So you spend 200+ hours without sleep learning Somalian pirate, and now you can understand what the game is saying.
You restart the cutscene
"Blockland has been worse and worse since the death of Badspot (blame cancer) and the new owner came. This new owner has been making incredibly greedy and bad updates that just ruin Blockland, but the forums remain luckily untouched. Now with the actual game community being milked dry, he turns over to the forums. Now with the forums being incredibly toxic with horrible moderation, you must travel to get to another forum, but have to travel from each subforum of the Blockland forums first. So basically this is a cheap knockoff of the Oregon Trail."
Now, which "class" do you choose?
Blockhead- This guy has the most balanced, most neutral stats ever.
Rich McRichFace- this guy is rich but WEAK!
Buff guy- This guy is buff and can last some extra time without the nessessary things to live, but is poor.
Straight A Astute- This guy is WEAK and has slightly less money than Blockhead, but this guy has an extra ability: He has a better understanding of the environment, so he gets extra options for events (his intelligence man) that can somewhat help him or will make bad situations less worse.
