BL forums: The game

[TableSalt]

why arent you sharpening your body on the game

[Ad Bot]

[failbros2]

Buy 10 pounds of food.

[Superfun909]

buy a dollar

[man1912]

you buy 10 pounds of food and now ur poor and bankrupt

but hey at least you can do the journey now



theme to be played as you are traveling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9EOIY78BUI


would you like to have the donkeys and you eat a Large, medium, or small portion of food every day? This could be changed any time.

[Superfun909]

small loan of a million portions

(large)

[Copy Kirby]

why arent you sharpening your body on the game

[maxymax13]

the donkeys get none and you get large portions of hay

[Potatoh]

stuff out some more money and do adventure

[CRITAWAKETS]

Eat the hay, donkeys eat the wagon and you throw away the food.

[man1912]

You are traveling with large portions.

You have lost a lot of donkeys on the 3rd day due to insuficient suply

but luckily you made it to the General Discussion subforum


-Store-

Hay: 1,000 blockland dollars for a pound



-Jobs-

"Please kill some meenies near my house" -weak dude, offering 10,000 blockland dollars for the job


say if you would like to buy something or take a job. or leave.

[maxymax13]

Eat the remaining donkeys and stuff out their teeth and throw it at the meanies near the weakling, look menacing to mister weakling and get twice the money (20,000B$). Look menacing to hay storeclerk and get 5 pounds of hay and eat it all in one bite.

[Refticus]

keep going forward with your donkeys

[maxymax13]

keep going forward with your donkeys

but you just ate all of them and shat them out.
UNLESS
you use your menacing stare to revive them.
then because you threw their teeth you stare at leftover hay and a random piece of metal until it's hay pudding and a spoon.
Now you feed the teeth-less donkeys and continue

[Texan101]

Burn down the shop and take the money. Those prices are robbery.

[man1912]

You go forth



you spot some lost new forumer


you think cannibalism may not be so bad


attack? yes or no (it will start a battle)