memorable Star Wars meme quotes

[Master Matthew²]

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The Final Moments

[Ad Bot]

[McJob]

Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.

Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds.

[Magus]

Ooh, if we're getting into the expanded universe...
"Boss, please tell me you're not putting us in women's clothing."
"Very well. I'm not putting us in women's clothing."
[…]
"You lied to me."
"I did. With my brilliant achievements in the diplomatic profession has come the realization that lies can be powerful motivators."
"My faith is shattered."
"We have the right tools to subvert our Imperial admiral."
"What tools?"
"Oh, Wes's maturity, your optimism, and my diplomatic skills."
"We're doomed."
"Am I going to get any sleep tonight?"
"Sleep when you usually do. During pilot briefings. During missions."
"Oh, that's right."
"Stay loose, Red Flight. Diplomacy first."
"Leader, Three. Diplomacy means saying something soothing as you squeeze the trigger, right?"
"Leader, this is Three. Are you crazy? Acknowledge."
"Three, Leader. That's affirmative."
"Lavender. I have bad memories of lavender clothing."

[Alteration]

Yub yub

[Magus]

Yub yub

Yub yub, commander.

"Who’s first?"
"His name is Kettch, and he’s an Ewok."
"No."
"Oh, yes. Determined to fight. You should hear him say ‘Yub, yub.’ He makes it a battle cry."
"Please tell me you’re kidding."
"Of course I’m kidding."
"I’m going to get you, Janson."
"Yub, yub, Commander."

[McJob]

[Blockomaniac]

meesa

[Nonnel]

Star Wars
When you should bar wars
Please let these Star Wars.. stay

And hey, what about that crazy Star Wars bar?
Remember all the crazy creatures in there?

[McJob]

[Success] Jumping into the pit is a good idea. Get to ground faster that way.

[Blockomaniac]

how could we forget, "Wanna buy some deathsticks?"

[PhantOS]

Lee Harvey Oswald moments before assassinating JFK (1963, colorized)

[Master Matthew²]

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Lee Harvey Oswald moments before assassinating JFK (1963, colorized)

Fun Fact, Star Wars is actually just Space Samurai Jack

[McJob]

Princess Leia is on the battlefield. Now I know none of you have seen a woman in three months, but lets be professional about this"

[PhantOS]

So uhh how long have you been a jedi? it must be tough to uhh, no family no husband

"no tougher than enduring your false sympathy while you stare at my boobs"

[McJob]

Ahhhhhhh! What are you doing, Master? REMOVE THE ARC WRENCH! REMOVE THE ARC WRENCH! ...Medic!

Nothing hurts more than a blaster shot to the groin. If you've never been shot, there are no words to describe how much pain you're going to feel... and there are many other ways you can get maimed and seriously injured. I expect most of us are going to die today, so you might want to think about all the things you care about. It won't matter soon. Uh... That's it, really.