Danny Phantom Fanfic

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Yo Danny Fenton he was just 14
when his parents walked in on a gay love scene
he was about to be shown a world unseen
(he's gonna feel it all cause he's Danny Phantom)
when the condom didn't fit Dash just quit
then Danny put himself inside of it
there was a great big snap and everything just changed
his hormones got all rearranged

holy stuff this is probably the best thing i've read in a thousand years




stuff post or best post?

This isnt your average everyday stuffpost.
This is a High Quality stuffpost.

He's gonna catch all the STDs 'cause he's Danny Phantom

Danny's got eyebrows for days



When he first woke up he realized
He was missing snow white cum and dash's blue eyes
His parents were there watching him, he could die
They asked why he was into having love with other guys

It was then that he knew what he had to do
He had to stop all the Gays that were cummin' through
He's here to forget for me and you!

He's gonna catch 'em all cause he is Ash Ketchum
Gonna shock 'em all cause he is Mike Pence
Gonna catch 'em all cause he's
Danny Phantom

When he first woke up he realized
He was missing snow white cum and dash's blue eyes
His parents were there watching him, he could die
They asked why he was into having love with other guys

It was then that he knew what he had to do
He had to stop all the Gays that were cummin' through
He's here to forget for me and you!

He's gonna catch 'em all cause he is Ash Ketchum
Gonna shock 'em all cause he is Mike Pence
Gonna catch 'em all cause he's
Danny Phantom
How to ruin a joke