[100% REAL NEWS] The giant panda is no longer endangered

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just create an account on g.e- how difficult can it be

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[torin²]

just create an account on g.e- how difficult can it be

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[ReddBoi]

probably just as bad as the damn koala.

hold up now

[Couatl]

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[SWAT One]

You're a stupid loving animal.

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Outland stop trying to roast people

[OrkusBorkus]

hold up now

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Koalas are the worst animal. Let me tell you why.
1) They eat almost exclusively eucalyptus leaves. Because they are ill equipped to digest these leaves (which are already low in nutrients), koalas have to eat a ton of them. Their lives are almost all sleeping(digesting) or eating or stuffting.
2) Speaking of stuffting, baby koalas eat the poop of adult koalas. Because as bad as the adult is at digesting these awful leaves, the babies are even worse. So the only way they can get anything out of them at all is to have them pre-digested.
3) Koalas are incredibly stupid. They have the smallest brain to body size ratio of any mammal. Their stupidity can be seen easily by taking a few of those terrible leaves they love and putting them on a plate. The koala will not eat them because it is too stupid to realize they can still be food if they're not attached to a tree.
4) They sound like demons. See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0.
5) That eucalyptus plant, in addition to being a terrible food, also makes them high. All the time. Like, there is probably not a single moment of a koala's life that its already incredibly stupid brain is not in the grip of this drug masquerading as food.*
6) Most of them have chlamydia. Not like, some special koala version of the disease. Just regular chlamydia which they can give to humans. And thanks to the disease they are always pissing themselves.
So there you go. They're stuff eating handicap demons with STDs and a drug problem.

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I found this article about why pandas are important. The web page states that Pandas help the environment "by spreading seeds and helping the vegetation to grow." Also, "The panda’s habitat is also important for the livelihoods of local communities, who use it for food, income, fuel for cooking and heating, and medicine. And for people across the country."

literally the definition/purpose of any animal that exists or has existed

[PhantOS]

literally the definition/purpose of any animal that exists or has existed

it goes to show how loving important all the animals are

who's going to plant the seeds when we've all drowned in arctic ice melt?

[Conan]

purpose or not is it really a bad thing this has happened

[PhantOS]

pandas also eat bamboo. bamboo is a weed and if the panda population went extinct the bamboo would grow in large numbers and compete with more important plants like trees and stuff. if they invade the ecosystem then animals that feed on those trees and grasses will have less food, and in turn will die off, giving less meat for carnivores, and less animals to hunt for the locals, who will have to migrate to a big city which will cause more overpopulation

nature has this stuff all planned out. if you forget with the animals they'll forget you right back.