Author Topic: [NEWS] HOW TO BE EDGELORD  (Read 1241 times)


You think you can be an edgelord, huh?
Think you're up for the task?

There's just a few simple steps, but beware, most people fail at this.
Let's start with the hardest one, shall we?

So, step one: Find something to love that normal people hate. The more you can do this, the better. My example will be war. Normal people think it's horrible, but an edgelord will find it great.

Step 2: Find a way to defend whatever you found for step one. In my example, it can be argued as population control, and a great source of innovation.

Step C: Post and talk about it at every opportunity. Doesn't matter how hard it is, sneak it into every conversation.

Step IV: (Advanced) Copy other edge or unloved habits of others, incorporating them into your own.



If you manage to complete this

We'll see you.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2017, 03:01:16 PM by Texan101 »

can we stop using a news tag for any topic containing information please

this isn't a current event its a set of instructions

Okay, this got a laugh out of me. Zloff is right though.

Okay, this got a laugh out of me. Zloff is right though.
Good. It was meant only to be funny.

[NEWS] HOW TO LOSE ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND RESPECT

[NEWS] HOW TO LOSE ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND RESPECT
I never had those anyways.

Statements like that are step five.

I never had those anyways.
Maybe if you stop being an edgelord you'll get some

Maybe if you stop being an edgelord you'll get some
Clearly the answer is to edge harder.

Clearly the answer is to edge harder.
That's like if the elevator is out of order so instead you start digging a hole in the ground

That's like if the elevator is out of order so instead you start digging a hole in the ground
Well, if I'm headed to the basement...

Maybe if you stop being an edgelord you'll get some
i guess his guide works

Well, if I'm headed to the basement...
is that where you keep your dead jew collection

is that where you keep your dead jew collection
What? You don't?

i freaking hate gays and minorities .