I need to prove the earth is flat at geography

[espio100]

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I ironically argued with my friend that the earth is flat for le sick meme dude xDDD! and I need some stupid arguments that will make my friend unable to respond because of how stupid it is.

go

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[TableSalt]

supposedly a sphere cant be properly flattened without distortion........
but maps are flat and look just fine...................
seems pretty suspicious to me........................... ....

[Zloff]

earth was originally this



until it was flattened by a mammoth-shaped planet killing all dinosaurs and then humans started existing

this shape flattened looks like the maps tablesalt mentioned

[King Tøny]

A 2 dimensional creature walking around a circle would appear to be walking straight instead.

[TableSalt]

if earth is spherical then why does gravity go straight down...............
seems pretty suspicious to me........................... ........

[log]

if the earth is round and spinning,
1. why cant i see it curve
2. why when i drop a pencil, it doesnt fly towards the wall
3. what happens to the people on the bottom

[snot2]

earth is discworld

[Refticus]

earth is discworld

real image taken by nasa

[Copy Kirby]

i thought your teacher was convinced the earth was flat and you had to prove it

[Tactical Nuke]

if the world is round and spinning then why aren't the penguins all dizzy?!?!1?1!!?1

[Nonnel]

Check out B.o.B's Twitter from like January last year

[erifpsiW]

How can the earth be real if our eyes aren't real?

[Filipe]

Why when we take a plane to another country the pilot always fly straight forward, and not pointing slightly down to follow the round shape of the world, thus avoiding the possibility of leaving the atmosphere??

[gr8dayseth]

earth was originally this

until it was flattened by a mammoth-shaped planet killing all dinosaurs and then humans started existing
this shape flattened looks like the maps tablesalt mentioned

as a friend of dino enthusiast lego lad i can confirm that this is probably true

[Yosher]

if the earth is not flat, then how come the flat earth society has members all across the globe?