take 10 pages of printed lord tony posts or Annoying Orange tweets, throw it in a quart of liquid gold earned through ad revenue, add in 2 quarts of milk from a jewish woman, throw it in a freezer, and have Google translate read something like a salon article (translatig from Bullstuff to English) at 92 decibels while it sits in the freezer for 10 days
the resulting flavor is fake news. salty, and bitter