Scenario: You meet the president of the USA

[Conan]

will you really make america great again? like really really?

[Ad Bot]

[Ragequit]

shake his hand

then grip it so hard his eyes tear up, raise him over my head with one hand and slam him onto the ground and pin him, taking my rightful place in the oval office and in melania's oval office too

[Red Spy]

ask him for some Annoying Orange steaks

Only at the sharper image

[Master Matthew²]

But that wouldn't happen m8.

[hillkill]

ask him if ivanka's pusillanimous individual is nice and taut

[bestguy22]

beat that brothers ass

[Juncoph]

I would try to talk to him about the stupid internet bills he's passing and try to see if he understands why i don't want them

[Nonnel]

this is a huge mega sin

i feel hate just reading this

after that, I concede and I shake his hand
but lo and behold: I have a joy buzzer in my hand. old tdrumpfp gets a SHOCK

[Shift Kitty]

grab him right by the pusillanimous individual

[HellHound]

I would shake his hand, and very calmly tell him that I think that his policies and future plans for this country are not very well thought out.

[Sheepocalypse]

pet him hes so cute

[Texan101]

give him a small loan of a million dollars

I'd ask for that loan. I already see how to use it to start a company.

[Trogtor]

put my hand out to shake it.......... then pull it away and slick my hair. ch eck mate.

i would do this and when they arrest me and sentence me to death row, i will laugh hysterically.

[Tactical Nuke]

ask him about the quantum mechanics behind his 'do

then DDoS his server to show him what it's like when random yahoos mess with your internet

[espio100]

Make a new sick meme or something

Seriously tough shake hands and talk I guess