What was the funniest news story you've heard?

[Jefferson Block]

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Some guy that was parachuting got stuck in a tree
It's the only thing I can remember atm

[Ad Bot]

[Red Spy]

Gary Johnson falling out of a tree

[SimpleFish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ-k1YMzGww

rip

[TableSalt]

[insert something relating to lord tony here]

[Outland Predator]

The bum tickling bandit.

[Master Matthew²]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ-k1YMzGww

rip

No one remembers the Playstationresearchable (that was until loving CHAD MADE A VIDEO, YOU RUINED MY HIPSTER DREAM Y-YOU FRAUD.)

[Office-Pirate]

does bruno mars is gay?

[Decepticon]

[cooolguy32]

"girls don't get moody"

[bestguy22]

[Jefferson Block]

oh my god

[cooolguy32]

LOL

[Doughboy]

i vividly remember that day

[The Resonte!]

[Totally Not Pie Crust]

The most ridiculous news story I heard was one of my ex president's minister (Jose) threw bags of cash over the fence of a church and a man named Jesus with the help of his wife Maria called the police. It was titled "Jesus' Call".
http://www.losandes.com.ar/article/el-dia-que-jesus-y-maria-delataron-a-jose-la-noticia-de-los-dolares-y-el-convento-da-la-vuelta-al-mundo
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