Author Topic: [old news but funny] Graffiti found in Pompeii (Read 1394 times)

Magus · April 06, 2017, 04:57:26 PM

http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

Turns out 4chan isn't anything new.

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blockguy� · April 06, 2017, 04:58:28 PM

VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.

EcstaticEggplant · April 06, 2017, 05:04:20 PM

"I screwed a lot of girls here." what a champ

Nonnel · April 06, 2017, 05:11:54 PM

II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8792: On April 19th, I made bread

Whackin · April 06, 2017, 05:13:14 PM

VI.16.15 (atrium of the House of Pinarius); 6842: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend

Meth · April 06, 2017, 05:15:17 PM

III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don�t perform oral love on girls against the city wall like a dog
What does it mean ??

Nonnel · April 06, 2017, 05:21:40 PM

Referring to how dogs sniff/lick peoples' crotches in public. That guy doesn't want to see it.

The GI of MA · April 06, 2017, 05:29:59 PM

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1820: Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!

Red Spy · April 06, 2017, 05:31:33 PM

Oh my god

Camel · April 06, 2017, 05:32:42 PM

Quote from: The GI of MA on April 06, 2017, 05:29:59 PM

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!

the original kys

Drydess · April 06, 2017, 05:38:03 PM

VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.
turns out gay people are nothing new

edit jesus
I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My snake has given you up. Now it penetrates men�s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Camel · April 06, 2017, 05:39:54 PM

Quote from: Drydess on April 06, 2017, 05:38:03 PM

VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.
turns out gay people are nothing new

turns out?? buddy this is just the tip of the iceberg

The GI of MA · April 06, 2017, 05:42:23 PM

V.5 (just outside the Vesuvius gate); 6641: Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place

wholesome graffiti

ZombieDude · April 06, 2017, 05:51:32 PM

VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here.

IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; in the atrium); 5213: My lusty son, with how many women have you had loveual relations?

IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door); 5243: �Secundus defecated here� three time on one wall.

The Young Avenger · April 06, 2017, 06:19:07 PM

I.2.23 (peristyle of the Tavern of Verecundus); 3951: Restitutus says: �Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates�