Scenario: you can use console commands in real life

[Refticus]

unbind_all

congratulations, you're now a vegetable

[Ad Bot]

[QuadStorm]

while (true) talk("kek");

[TomTheGeek²]

tomthegeek@phone:~$: sh snapchat.sh -snap xxrandomgirlxx "send nudes"
tomthegeek@phone:~$: Access Denied.
tomthegeek@phone:~$: sudo sh snapchat.sh -snap xxrandomgirlxx "send nudes"

[LeetZero]

give weapon_nuke

[Marios]

give weapon_nuke

A nuke spawns in your hands, except it's too darn heavy to carry so it falls flat on your feet.

sv_cheats 1
testingcheatsenabled true
buydebug
impulse 101
rosebud;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:
sv_gravity 80
sv_airaccelerate 10000
install (CRITCodes.txt)
hijack.pokemonred => Giveitem(8F)
bind v "noclip"
findclientbyname(CRITAWAKETS);
giveHost;
summon(Precursor Supply Vessel);

THE WORLD IS MINE NOW.

ERROR: Command ":" doesn't exist

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

map itemtest

[Agent Legit 22]

infinitemoney():

[Klocko¹]

explode Donald_Annoying Orange

[Ahead]

map d1_trainstation_01

[JumboMuffin]

idontknowhowtocode();

[_OXBADCODE#]

deletedatablocks();

[Marios]

idontknowhowtocode();

[Mouse droidz 21]

sv_cheats 1
Boolprop testingcheatsenabled true
motherlode
motherlode
motherlode
noclip
god
impulse_101
bind j "Host_timescale 0.1"
bind k "Host_timescale 1"
Set Deulove.JCDentonMale bCheatsEnabled True.
allaugs
npc_create npc_Weeaboo
npc_create npc_Ryder
npc_create npc_Triad
npc_create npc_gopnik
npc_create npc_CJ
AJLOJYQY
AEZAKMI
summon air jordan 12 masters

I actually wish I could do this

[Texan101]

Findplayerbyname ("Texan101").setPlayerMaxVelocity (99999999); 
No way this won't end well.

[espio100]

kill