Author Topic: Sell the above user V2 (Read 2144 times)

Mr Queeba · April 26, 2017, 07:53:47 PM

New version of Nonnel's thread: https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=288217.0

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The user above you is in the slave trade. You are an auctioneer. Give a sales pitch explaining why someone should buy the above user.

go go go

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Marios · April 27, 2017, 05:29:22 AM

This man, he's just a regular slave right? Nooooo, he is a GAY slave! Cause loadsa controversy among the LGBT community just by owning him! This is our first and ladt one so hurry up already! That'll be 199$, thank you very much!

Mr Queeba · April 27, 2017, 12:32:41 PM

He is an absolutely legendary hacker that will hack ur enemies!!!1! Get him today for a low price of only $133.7!

Superfun909 · April 27, 2017, 12:35:45 PM

Quote from: Marios on April 27, 2017, 05:29:22 AM

This man, he's just a regular slave right? Nooooo, he is a GAY slave! Cause loadsa controversy among the LGBT community just by owning him! This is our first and ladt one so hurry up already! That'll be 199$, thank you very much!

Snaked_Snake · April 27, 2017, 12:40:09 PM

It's a human banana, so what else is there to say? Buy him now for $2! Get a bundle of 5 for $6!!!!!

Chris72003 · April 27, 2017, 09:15:25 PM

has some kind of association with Fallout, buy now for only the small price of $80081.35

AverageDude · April 27, 2017, 11:17:11 PM

I guess Chris is an okay builder. Buy him now for $60, and if you order now I'll throw in 2 cents and a paperclip.

Nix the Glaceon · April 27, 2017, 11:29:42 PM

actually you can have him for free

lord techno · April 27, 2017, 11:43:08 PM

"Hello ma'am here's your sylveon!"

"Aaaaaand that'll be $14.95"

Potatoh · May 01, 2017, 02:28:41 PM

here take him for free I don't want him

Adam2 · May 01, 2017, 02:58:49 PM

Step right up, step right up and take Potatoh, our slave! He makes 4.487 posts per day and has a weird pixellated gif of a guy running with a gun in his hand in the top left corner of his profile picture! Buy him now for a whopping price of �30!

failbros2 · May 01, 2017, 09:09:17 PM

go buy this guy

Mr Queeba · May 04, 2017, 07:45:48 PM

Buy this totally not failure for a low price of $19.99! BUT WAIT! WE'LL DOUBLE THE OFFER AND GIVE YOU NOT JUST ONE, BUT 2 TOTALLY NOT FAILURES FOR THE SAME PRICE! BUY NOW!

Metalliku · May 04, 2017, 07:50:24 PM

Buy this guy!, it changes colors all the time!

Rhyhex · May 06, 2017, 09:08:44 AM

Quote from: Metalliku on May 04, 2017, 07:50:24 PM

Buy this guy!, it changes colors all the time!

buy this man
he is very lightweight, you can carry him around