Author Topic: Verbosify  (Read 11105 times)

Make the above comment verbose.
For example : "You suck" turns into "You create negative pressure by breathing in air rapidly"

seriously, can you guys make an effort or at least start over if you can't verbosify the above sentence
I'll start:

Stick it in her pooper!
« Last Edit: May 06, 2017, 02:12:42 PM by Verification »

weewee in butt pwease x3

Urinate in my brown town cavity, please?


I am loveually attracted to the male gender, which is my own gender.

Indeed, attraction aimed towards the loveual distinction that is my own is apparent within the chemical reactors that control human thought, which also control the instinctive mind, are riled by your presence in my immediate vicinity.

within the chemical reactors that control human thought
"emotions are just chemical reactions"

to all that are interested in the current state of my loveual preference, i must inform you that i do not fall under the standard which modern society expects from a human being such as me or yourself as my loveual orientation prefers those who are of the same love which i currently am; therefore i am not interested in fornicating with a member of the opposite love as i am not attracted or as you may say, "interested" in members of the opposite love; therefore, i would be looking for other individuals who share this loveual orientation within this forum based around a structural engineering toy refered to as "legos".
« Last Edit: May 05, 2017, 02:50:37 PM by Refticus »

For all those inclined to ask me about my loveual orientation, I must inform you that it is not anything that should concern you nor is it anything you should be inquiring about.  However, given the current state of society and how it views orientations different from the norm I feel that, while it is not necessary, it may be pertinent to tell you just in case you mistakenly identify me as something of which I am not.  Before you ask, yes, I am attracted to humans, but not quite in the way that one would expect.  See, normally humans are loveually attracted to members of the opposite love, and that is what is generally expected of people in society.  Luckily, my loveual orientation—attraction to other males (members of my own love, rather than the opposite love like most people)—is becoming more socially acceptable.  If you are curious as to what the loveual orientation of a member on an internet forum for a computer game (of which the gameplay is based on the LEGO building block toy) is, then that is it: attraction to members of my own love.
« Last Edit: May 05, 2017, 10:18:11 PM by Electrk. »

This wins^



Blockland is dying.

The video game known as Blockland happens to be in a relative state of decay when compared to its previous activity.

There are definite signs that a game people play on their personal computing devices, called Blockland, is slowly dwindling in activity and is meeting its ultimate and tragic demise in its near future.

It is an exquisitely apparent factual truth that the game made with torque game engine to be played on Windows and Mac computers with graphics cards of higher-than-average quality which is aptly named by the creator Badspot, Area Without Water Consisting Of Cube-Like Structures, is positively, at a slow, lethargic, molasses-like velocity, having less and less active people who occupy its games called Servers and is, very soon to this point in time that i am writing this paragraph and not much afterward, reaching a point of a deceased status on the gaming market.

There is a computer game created by a man named Eric Hartman that was released in 2007 for machines running the Windows operating system or the Mac operating system that was aptly named Blockland.  This computer game's gameplay is based on the LEGO construction toy aimed mainly at children, however, people of all ages enjoy building with these bricks.  The same phenomenon of people of all ages enjoying the product applies to Blockland.  However, if one were to look at the statistics of the average number of players and the average number of servers over the years, one would see that enjoyment and engagement has had a steady decline.  If the current trend were to continue and the player and server count kept decreasing, in a few years the game's status on the gaming market will plummet.  The community will also probably cease to exist, save for a few members of course, and the game will fade into obscurity, only to be remembered by those who played it, read about it on Wikipedia, or heard about it from former players of the game.
« Last Edit: May 05, 2017, 11:27:18 PM by Electrk. »

i have no idea how to verbosify that, time to use text inflator!

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woah.

just--read that out loud

"inflated" over and over again

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yikes.

look at the poor apostrophies, they used to be ', now they've turned into \\\\\\\\\\\'\\\\\\\\\\\'\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
« Last Edit: May 06, 2017, 12:47:00 AM by Superfun909 »

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