master matthew, please stop posting

[Drydess]

master matthew is my firstborn child and i disowned him twice over

[Ad Bot]

[Masterlegodude]

Master Matthew poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses

[Jefferson Block]

Master Matthew poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses

Raped our houses, burned our women

[Refticus]

Raped our houses, burned our women

poisoned our crops, delivered a plague into our water supply

[OrangeMan²]

poisoned our water and plagued our food

[Drydess]

and delivered plague upon our homes

[TableSalt]

put snakes in our boots

[OrangeMan²]

then he poisoned our food and plagued the water

[Drydess]

he did?!

[Conan]

hes right

[Texan101]

hes right

Why must you tempt me so?

Every single time...

[ReddBoi]

he did?!

no, but are we just going to wait around until he does?

[crazy54311]

no, but are we just going to wait around until he does?

i say, we tip something over!

[Malleo100]

i say, we tip something over!

I say we build a moat

[Texan101]

I say we build a moat

But he's got a boat!