"use a stronger egg, put water in it. Have the baby on land, in an egg, water is in the egg. Baby in the egg, in the water, in the egg"
"knock knock its chandragupta he says get the hell out of here, will you get the hell out of here if i give you 500 elephants? ok thanks, bye"
"hi i live in the roman empire and i was wondering is loving jesus legal yet?"
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