This virus works on a lot of major OS and even some phones (examples are Windows, Mac, Linux, Android, and IOS). It is send through email, with a subject titled "Stinky Cheese!" Do not open it, under any circumstances, don't allow yourself to open it, or it will (in chronological order):
- Translate your documents into Swahili
- Make your TV record Gigli
- Neuter your pets
- give you laundry static cling
- It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
- Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
- Erase your hard drive and your backups too
- Erase the hard drive of anyone related to you
- it will make all the paint peel off your walls
- It'll make your keyboard all sticky
- Give your poodle a hickey
- invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
- tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls
- It'll set your clocks back an hour
- start clogging the shower
- Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
- Legally change your name to Reggie
- mess up the pH balance in your pool
- It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
- make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
- tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
- make you physically attracted to sheep
- Steal your identity and your credit card
- Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
- Then cause a major rift in time and space
- leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
If you get infected, you
WILL wish you have never been born. Before it emails your grandma all your research, here's how to get rid of it (chronological order):
- Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
- Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
- Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine
- Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!
This is a PSA. To spread awareness, smash that share button to send this to every one you know. This virus must be stopped.
