Author Topic: Maxwell's First Person Adventure 2.5  (Read 11899 times)

go into....... third person
you think to yourself "what even is third person?"


suddenly get jumpscared by your own richard

eat the jojo character and grow his arms like saxon hale

eat the jojo character and grow his arms like saxon hale
you lunge at him and try to eat him

get grabs you with his stand


and then throws you against the wall so hard you slam through it up to the surface



their lab was disguised as an outhouse


well, you're outside now, what do you do?

run
run as far as possible


develop sharex, a faster, better, less stuff version of puush

run
run as far as possible
you run as far as your body can take you




you trip and fall due to exhaustion, the air is too dry for long distance running


if only you had a car or a tank

Call Papa Johns

that place over there probably has a phone


stuff, it's locked, but there's a window


!!! there's people in there? didn't they say this was a desolate wasteland?

what do you do?

knock on the door, ask them if they'll let you order papa john's at their address

develop sharex, a faster, better, less stuff version of puush

knock on the door, ask them if they'll let you order papa john's at their address
you knock


they answer the door, you ask if you can use their phone and they agree


"where is it?" you ask


the old man kindly shows you where it is, you say "thanks"



you try dialing papa johns number, but they don't answer

the guys behind you say they thought they've saw your face around here before, and ask how you are


what do you say?


you wonder how you're actually having thoughts if puush is destroyed, but then you realise

they developed it already

you pull out the chair and chuck it at the cashier then spear the other guy into the counter, these damn nsa spies are trying to get information out of us

pee furiously all over them

you pull out the chair and chuck it at the cashier then spear the other guy into the counter, these damn nsa spies are trying to get information out of us


...well you just committed murder, what now?

pee furiously all over them
yes