Maxwell's First Person Adventure 2.5

[Refticus]

plead for a carton of milk

[Ad Bot]

[Maxwell.]

plead for a carton of milk

you plead, and get nothing. you try looking around the store


suddenly, you hear sirens outside

stuff, there's police??? why does law and order still exist?

what do you do?

[randomtroll39]

holy stuff i never knew i had a spear up my ass i meant to use the wrestling move commonly known as the spear, the spear is a takedown usually used while running but can also be preformed from the top rope or as a strike. The move consists of the user ramming their right or left shoulder into the opponent's stomach, resulting in them falling onto their back. The move has been popularized by wrestlers such as Goldberg, Rhyno, Edge, Christian, Batista and some others.

but ok i guess lets batista bomb the cops

[Maxwell.]

but ok i guess lets batista bomb the cops

you run outside, there's a cop waiting for you and he shoots but misses




well hell that was easier than you think


what now? did he come alone?

[Ahead]

Speak to the Gock-worthy bird.

[randomtroll39]

recruit the birb and become falconer

[AverageDude]

put the car in your inventory

[Juncoph]

ride birb like dark souls

[Drydess]

get put into Gock's inventory

[Nonnel]

that looks like the parrot i used to own. ask if he wants a beer.

[Refticus]

go on a crusade to get milk

[cromartini]

go on a crusade to get milk

But first, to honor the tradition of every choose your adventure story game, masturbate

[Super Suit 12]

0/10 this is second person

[Maxwell.]

Speak to the Gock-worthy bird.

recruit the birb and become falconer and try to recruit it, saying some nice things

you speak to the gock

...nothing

put the car in your inventory

...it looks a little big, I don't think you can fit it, especially with the bird on it

ride birb like dark souls

you try getting onto the bird

...nothing, is it even alive?

go on a crusade to get milk

But first, to honor the tradition of every choose your adventure story game, masturbate

now we're talking, we should get down to business but wait what's that whirring noise?

OH forget HE BROUGHT BACKUP AND IT'S ARMED

you decide to roll off the bird and hide behind the car

what do you do?

[Duck Quackington]

play dead