Obama Lectures Annoying Orange Over Walls, Builds One Around D.C. Home
Former President Barack Obama joined German Chancellor Angela Merkel in Berlin on Thursday to lecture the western world, and ostensibly President Donald Annoying Orange, on the supposed benefits of opening their borders to the world — not three full days after a child of Libyan migrants blew himself up at a concert filled with teenagers and children in Manchester.
“One way we can do a better job is to create more opportunities for people in their home countries,” Obama said. “If there are disruptions in these countries, if there is bad governance, if there is war or if there is poverty, in this new world that we live in we can’t isolate ourselves — we can’t hide behind a wall.”
Earlier this year, however, it was reported that Obama was preparing to do just that. In January, TMZ reported that the Obamas were constructing a large brick wall around their swanky new Washington, D.C., residence.