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Is life a lie?

Life is but an illusion
18 (42.9%)
Yes
5 (11.9%)
No
5 (11.9%)
Maybe
2 (4.8%)
Maybe but not really but not not really
12 (28.6%)

Total Members Voted: 34

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Dihydrogen monoxide is a deadly substance and humans are 60% made of it. It can accelerate corrosion and can lead to suffocation. If you have seen this substance then report it to your local authorities!
« Last Edit: May 26, 2017, 11:25:53 PM by ComicSans »

life is just chemical reactions in your brain





Dihydrogen monoxide is a deadly substance and humans are 60% made of it. It can accelerate corrosion and can lead to suffocation. If you have seen this substance then report it to your local authorities!

what does this have to do with your title

nobody here except maybe a few people are going to fall for the dihydrogen monoxide joke





whoops i might of spoiled the joke here

you can always be alive with salt

you can always be alive with salt
Now for salt facts
-Roman soldiers were sometimes paid in salt - which is where the word 'salary' comes from. Difficult to spend it in restaurants today though.
-Every cell in the body contains salt - an adult contains about 250 grammes, equivalent to a  box of Maldon Salt.
-In old Japanese theatres, salt was sprinkled on to the stage before each performance to prevent evil spirits from casting a spell on the actors. Sprinkling salt around your home may have the same effect today.
-Salt is used to remove traces of water from aviation fuel after it is purified.
-At one time salt bars were the standard currency of Ethiopia. It’s still worth taking a pack of Maldon, for emergencies.
-Salt was used to preserve Egyptian mummies (and in the pies eaten by Egyptian daddies).
-Salt removes red wine stains (though probably not from your best cream carpet).
-Sodium is key in the operation of all signals within, as well as to and from, the brain.

Sources:
"Salt - Interesting Facts." Welcome to the Maldon Salt Web Site. N.p., n.d. Web. 28 May 2017.