I should make a parody channel that's all just click bait titles and say some stuff like:
"Like this video if you're an absolute idiot, subscribe if you have no soul, and keep clicking these videos you mindless sheep, they get me LODS E MONE."
Then spend 15 minutes talking about the loving sky or some stupid bullstuff
then take 2 seconds out to actually talk about the news article in half a sentence.