Author Topic: Ball - First Encounter (Read 5671 times)

cromartini · June 05, 2017, 02:45:27 PM

Quote from: Drydess on June 05, 2017, 12:27:49 PM

KILL COMMIES

ftfy

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Agent Legit 22 · June 05, 2017, 03:36:04 PM

You raise your hoe in the air, speaking to the other balls. "Today, we will make a new nation, called the "Julius Capitalus, or something... Its still up to debate.", You continue on, "We must create homes, create more food for ourselves, and our armies! We must create money so we may not go poor!". And so they do.

In no time at all, your villagers create a sizable village by the river. Your crops remain, and are added to by multiple balls. The village grows every day, and it never stops growing.

A lot of balls have even volunteered to create a paramilitary militia force. Which is great, now you can take over the surrounding lands.

Your Army
20,000 Swordsman/Infantry
15,000+ Archers/Crossbowman
13,000 Horse-Riding Units

Nicepoint · June 05, 2017, 04:16:25 PM

Ride now! RIIIDE NOW! RIDE TO RUIN AND WORLD'S ENDING!!

failbros2 · June 05, 2017, 07:39:01 PM

let's look around us for things to attack

dont rush in blindly fools

Agent Legit 22 · June 05, 2017, 08:53:12 PM

You set yourself and a group of men to scout the nearby area to conquer in the name of Capitalism!

After a long while of galloping, you and your men spot something in the distance...

You spot a town! A small one at that. Full of huts, and a bonfire in the middle. Its close-by to a river, which explains the crops.

So you've spotted a town, what now?

NotBomberguy · June 05, 2017, 08:59:01 PM

persuade them to sell their town to you in the name of capitalism
if they refuse take it anyways

failbros2 · June 05, 2017, 09:17:21 PM

"hey join my capitalist empire"

Drydess · June 05, 2017, 09:28:14 PM

eat them

SubDaWoofer · June 05, 2017, 09:56:27 PM

"he join us and be cool and watch the beter movie with us"

Agent Legit 22 · June 06, 2017, 07:19:48 AM

Your party approaches the camp. As they approach, a lone guard stops them.

"Halten, what is yuo buisness?" The guard questions.

"We are here to spread the word of Capitalism! The great monetary system that will bring everyone to prosperity!" You respond, explaining Capitalism for them.

"Ehh, ich sounds stupid." He says

"Eh?"

Battle, start!

"Eh? Whos said zat? What is happen?"

CRITAWAKETS · June 06, 2017, 07:27:11 AM

Use gun on self since you dont have a head.

I am not actually trying to kill us. Infact this is actually an alternate version of one of the commands.

Agent Legit 22 · June 06, 2017, 09:08:12 AM

Quote from: CRITAWAKETS on June 06, 2017, 07:27:11 AM

Use gun on self since you dont have a head.

I am not actually trying to kill us. Infact this is actually an alternate version of one of the commands.

Never again.

Ze�berMedic! · June 06, 2017, 09:16:03 AM

Try talking it out, if it doesent work, attack

cromartini · June 06, 2017, 09:17:53 AM

Quote from: Ze�berMedic! on June 06, 2017, 09:16:03 AM

Invader the commie terrorist's village and take all the oil.

ftfy

Here is some art i did.

Space1255 · June 06, 2017, 09:42:31 AM

Meditate.