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Here is some art i did.

very noice

A soldier speaks up, grabbing your attention, "My lord! The filthy heathen is trying to speak to us!". You nod, listening to what he has to say.

He says, "Hey, I is not wanting to offend! I was just not agree with your idea!"

The same soldier yells, "The filthy heretic is still denouncing Capitalism!". You suddenly grab your battle-hoe, waving it in the air whilst yelling "PURGE! KILL!" multiple times. The soldiers nod, saying "With post-haste!"
Your party begins to run forwards to the target, weapons drawn.

You suddenly hop, catching everyone off guard. You then raise your hoe in the air, preparing a strike.
"WAITEN!"
*SLASH!*
VICTORY!You have gotten 28 EXP, and $284!
You hear the soldiers conversing with one another in a panicked manner. You question, "What is the matter?". One of them blasts, "That's a huge one!", you respond, "What?"
You look ahead, and spot the army they have.

"Ohh... Uhh...", you are stunned.
So uh, what we do now?