Author Topic: Ball - First Encounter  (Read 7115 times)



The soldiers look fearful for their lives. "Oh my god-eagle... Forgive me."



You suddenly pass them both, walking closer to the larger ball. You shout to it, "Well, look at this fatty!"



You continue, "You're so useless, you fit into this stuffty band of barbarians perfectly! You're so fat, you cant fit in these houses! Speaking of houses, I bet your family doesn't love you because of how large you are!", you continue with your obscenities for a while, until you finally stop.



He stares at you.





He turns and hunches over in shame. He then begins to walk away in defeat.

"WHAT?! WHERE IS YOU GOING?!"



The barbarians seem very shocked that their heavy support has just walked away.



You suddenly strike one of the barbarians, causing him to drop his spear, right into one of the barbarian ball's back.



"Hurry my soldiers! There is no time to waste! Grab a spear!"



"Get ready my men! We will make our stand here! There will be no mercy for these communist scum!", they dont know what a 'communist' is yet, but they are encouraged anyways.

"Prepare to die, commie scum!"
« Last Edit: June 06, 2017, 07:36:46 PM by Agent Legit 22 »

Actualy let the barbarian balls murder themselves, and when there are barely any left, convert them to capitalism.
Meanwhile, try to convert the big ball to capitalism by telling him how better he will become if he joins capitalism.

Actualy let the barbarian balls murder themselves, and when there are barely any left, convert them to capitalism.
Meanwhile, try to convert the big ball to capitalism by telling him how better he will become if he joins capitalism.
but... i've already drawn this huge fight-scene already though...




ROUND 1
"FIGHT!"

What is your strategy?

Be defensive, make the guy tired and when he least expects it. loving ANIHILATE HIS ASS.

Use the guard button with our Persona abilities.

Use the guard button with our Persona abilities.
hey, kid. we've moved on from persona.

using the power of laissez faire capitalism introduce him to the freedom inherent to unregulated markets.

also begin to sell crops to other villages at cut-throat prices

Be defensive, make the guy tired and when he least expects it. loving ANIHILATE HIS ASS.

bribe your way to victory




Your opponent makes his approach, keeping his spear in front of him.



The ball suddenly attempts to strike you from above, but you see the attack coming, and raise your hoe up to defend against it.

At the same time, a bolt of lightning hits the ground. The battle has begun.



...


You strike your opponent down, the rain suddenly stops as you realize that the op was too lazy to actually keep drawing the castle stuff.
You also get some EXP and money.

You believe that your soldiers are still fighting, but you dont know where they are. Do you find them? What will happen now?

(Sorry I'm not going for a pacifist "feed capitalism to your enemies" sort of thing, but i planned out all these fights to happen. ill try to shift focus a little bit next time.)

Seize more means of production

Seize more means of production
EXCUSE ME ?
Find your soldiers.

You decide to try to find your men.



As you try to find your soldiers, you find the gun you disregarded earlier. So...



gun get



You hear shouting ahead, and you look up. You find your two soldiers. One unconscious, and the other waving his spear around violently to keep the barbarian balls away. Should you help?