the only valid method of eating fries with ketchup is dipping them

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

covering the fries is pretty good though. i dont have to share them anymore and it's super forgetin aesthetic

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[Freek]

i inject the ketchup into the fries

[Insert Name Here²]

i agree

if you cover the plate of fries only the top layer of fries get ketchup and you get messy as stuff in the process

if u dip it you remain clean and every fry gets an equal amount of ketchup

if u cover your fries you are a caveman

[Ragequit]

ketchup is a condiment for small children

your mother

[Anybody]

your mother

grow up kiddo ;^)

[ahoy]

ketchup is for pussies

mayo is where it's at

[TheKid]

grow up kiddo ;^)

forget you

[Ragequit]

grow up kiddo ;^)

you're mother*

[ahoy]

you're mother*

that doesn't even make any sense

[Foopster]

don't use ketchup because gravy and cheese curds are a much better topping

[Trogtor]

i pour ketchup in the right side of my mouth then dump all the fries on the left side of my mouth. the fries and ketchup are not touching, you see. i use my tongue to grab hold of a single fry, then dip it in the ketchup sauce located on the right side of my mouth. i do not chew on the fry. nor do i swallow it. using my tongue which is currently holding the ketchup topped fry, i reach down my throat, through my intestines, down my stomach, and out my star fish. currently, my tongue is stretched all through the inside of my body sticking out of my back door. my body is currently squatting on the toilet. my feet are on the toilet seat itself. finally, my tongue let's go of the fry, dropping it into the commode. my tongue retracts up my body back into my mouth where the process is repeated again. i use just enough ketchup to match with the quantity of fries, that when im out of fries, the final drop off ketchup follows. after I'm done i flush the potty.   "look at you, tainted with ketchup" i declare while watching the ketchup covered fries swirl in the toilet bowl and down the drain.

[randomtroll39]

how many years have you been studying the science of fries and ketchup?

[RedGajin]

i pour ketchup in the right side of my mouth then dump all the fries on the left side of my mouth. the fries and ketchup are not touching, you see. i use my tongue to grab hold of a single fry, then dip it in the ketchup sauce located on the right side of my mouth. i do not chew on the fry. nor do i swallow it. using my tongue which is currently holding the ketchup topped fry, i reach down my throat, through my intestines, down my stomach, and out my star fish. currently, my tongue is stretched all through the inside of my body sticking out of my back door. my body is currently squatting on the toilet. my feet are on the toilet seat itself. finally, my tongue let's go of the fry, dropping it into the commode. my tongue retracts up my body back into my mouth where the process is repeated again. i use just enough ketchup to match with the quantity of fries, that when im out of fries, the final drop off ketchup follows. after I'm done i flush the potty.   "look at you, tainted with ketchup" i declare while watching the ketchup covered fries swirl in the toilet bowl and down the drain.

[Aplem]

i prefer to slather ketchup on myself and rub the fries on my body ketchup and then eat them

[Juncoph]

i pour ketchup in the right side of my mouth then dump all the fries on the left side of my mouth. the fries and ketchup are not touching, you see. i use my tongue to grab hold of a single fry, then dip it in the ketchup sauce located on the right side of my mouth. i do not chew on the fry. nor do i swallow it. using my tongue which is currently holding the ketchup topped fry, i reach down my throat, through my intestines, down my stomach, and out my star fish. currently, my tongue is stretched all through the inside of my body sticking out of my back door. my body is currently squatting on the toilet. my feet are on the toilet seat itself. finally, my tongue let's go of the fry, dropping it into the commode. my tongue retracts up my body back into my mouth where the process is repeated again. i use just enough ketchup to match with the quantity of fries, that when im out of fries, the final drop off ketchup follows. after I'm done i flush the potty.   "look at you, tainted with ketchup" i declare while watching the ketchup covered fries swirl in the toilet bowl and down the drain.