describe mundane stuff you thought about or did today

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Inspired by this.
tonight i walked out of my bedroom thinking i had smelled burning toast but apparently it was my imagination
« Last Edit: June 19, 2017, 05:30:22 AM by Johnimiester »

i stared at a bush for ten minutes


I burnt my pizza, rest in pepperonis amen

I burnt my pizza, rest in pepperonis amen
welp, you just sent me plummeting into depression
hilarious and original

i woke up at 2:30 PM

i let my phone go to 1% before bothering to charge it today

i stared at a bush for ten minutes
stop ur making it feel awkward

I went to sleep at 4 AM

i had to wake up at 9am instead of my routine 12pm

I mashed pretzels and Cheetos into a bowl of water to make fake vomit for 15 minutes straight

i made a glass of water reappear on the table without thinking about it

i had to wake up at 9am instead of my routine 12pm
I woke up at 7:30AM and that's the start of my new routine rather than some time between 10AM and 1PM


"Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?"

I failed to follow aforementioned routine (11:44 PM I should be asleep so I'm gonna go do that)