Crazy Straws or Straight Straws??

[Ragequit]

i'm gonna kill you

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[sorrel]

um, yall are wrong. Crazy straw glasses are the best

[Trogtor]

what do i look like? a loving child? give me the crazy straws

[Trymos]

i prefer my drinks injected into me thank you

[Master Matthew²]

i prefer my drinks injected into me thank you

This is what I call a consumer that has ascended past a consumer.

[kongo]

krazy since 1961

[Refticus]

i evaporate all my drinks and breathe in the vapour to drink them.
where's my option in the poll huh???

[Rigel]

I asked my friends.

friend 1: Curvy. Straight straws are gay.
me: But curvy straws aren't straight, so that means they're gay.
friend 1: Yeah, but the straight ones are hard, so they're gay. It's gay either way.

curvy straws wins out

[Kearn]

straight straws are for people who arent degenerates

[Nonnel]

straight straws are for handicaps

[Punished Toxicology]

someone say straight shota

[VerticalHorizon]

i like my straws to be more bent than i am

[Cheze]

straight straws are for children