ok, first off
poodles are hypoallergenic, unlike some OTHER friendy dogs that don't bother to help the sick people.. geez those friend ass dogs... so people allergic to dogs are not allergic to poodles
poodles come in 3 sizes, and a variety of colors and patterns, unlike the gayhound and national socialist shepard
poodle puppies look like loving TEDDY BEARS
poodles also don't shed (unlike all those friendy shepard breeds and those terrier forgeters)
poodles also are DESIGNER BREEDS and get bred with UGLY LOOKIN' DOGS to make them look better, like a pug
poodles also support GAY PRIDE because POODLES CARE
poodles can also transform dr. jekyl and mr. hyde style into beasts to scare off potential dangers
prove me wrong that poodles are not the best dogs