Germany plans on "crushing out of existence" 35 metric tons of fidget spinners

[Red Spy]

spinnercide

[Ad Bot]

[Juncoph]

http://www.haaretz.com/middle-east-news/palestinians/1.788191

[Ragequit]

OH NO

[sorrel]

http://globalnews.ca/news/3534958/fidget-spinners-crushed-germany/

This says they were some sketchy low quality spinners from china that could fall apart and be a choking risk

[Decepticon]

this will be the one good deed the german people have done over the past 1000 years

[otto-san]

the washington post article has been erased from existence

[Tactical Nuke]

the washington post article has been erased from existence

eh they're fake news anyhoo

[PhantOS]

why does everyone hate washington post? when did they ever do anything fake? i mean they got a president to resign but that was it

[King Tøny]

There is at least 1 autistic kid down there trying to get one of those fidget spinners.

[BLockyBuildingBro]

back to crushing millions eh germany

forget

[Blocky943]

fidget spinner  e r a s u r e

[Mr Queeba]

this will be the one good deed the german people have done over the past 1000 years

[Drydess]

why does everyone hate washington post? when did they ever do anything fake? i mean they got a president to resign but that was it

bias primarily

[Nix the Glaceon]

I'm moving to Germany just to watch this event

[e-maxx]

There is at least 1 autistic kid down there trying to get one of those fidget spinners.

I didn't know you moved to germany